My paternal grandfather,
Granddaddy Paul, worked as a leading-man model maker and machinist at the David
Taylor Model Basin, a naval facility on the Maryland side of the Potomac River
in Carderock. You can see the Model
Basin from the American Legion Bridge on the Capital Beltway.
The Model Basin is so named
because it houses a gigantic, .6-mile-long pool of water with a carriage that
runs above it to tow model ships through the water to test their waterborne
characteristics. The carriage can tow
models at very precise speeds up to 50 knots.
In addition, the basin can generate waves of exacting height and
modulation. Considering the Model Basin
was built in 1938, the technology is amazing, though with today’s computer-aided
design systems the idea of testing hull designs by building wooden models and
towing them through water seems a bit anachronistic. But the Model Basin is
still operating and admirably serving the U.S. Navy. It is on the National Register of Historic
Places.
When my dad finished his
engineering degree at George Washington University he went to work at the Model
Basin as an electrical engineer. My mom
worked there for several years to help pay for college for my brother and me,
and a couple of my cousins worked there as well.
In the summer the Model Basin
hosted a picnic for employees and their families. Besides offering the usual hot dogs and ice
cream, the picnic was a chance to showcase the work that went on there. One year, when I was maybe eight years old, we
saw a demonstration of a depth charge exploding in a testing pond. It blew a raft and a dummy high into the air
and made an incredible booming, whooshing sound. There was also a guy flying around using a
jetpack—that really blew me away. This
was in the early-to-mid 1960s.
I remember watching The Jetsons
on TV as a kid. The family had a talking
robot maid. When George, the father,
woke up in the morning, the bed catapulted him onto a conveyor belt that took him
through an automated shower and a dressing room that automatically dressed him.
His wife pushed a button in the kitchen
and breakfast was dispensed onto the table.
Then George drove his flying car to the office in a Space Needle-type
building. There were other futuristic amenities,
including videophones.
The 1960s was a very exciting
time. The United States was the undisputed
leader in technology. Fantastic new consumer
products (that seem quaint today) were being introduced all the time—color television,
touchtone phones, portable radios, stereo record players. The space program, which was booming forward
in its push to go to the moon by decade’s end, was driving technological
advances that would lead to revolutionary breakthroughs in miniaturization,
computers and other areas.
It was fun to speculate about
what the utopian future world would be like.
And it’s fun to look back and see just how wrong we were.
Jetpacks and flying cars? I wish.
If the jetpack industry had advanced like the PC industry, we would all
have one and they would cost about $20. I
don’t think anyone from the 1960s thought that in the 2000s we’d still be
sitting in crushing earthbound commuter traffic.
Robot maids? Maybe someday. So far the closest we’ve gotten are those
robotic disc-shaped vacuum cleaners.
Maybe if our immigration and minimum wage laws were different the
economics of robot maids would be better.
But two particular technologies that
weren’t popularly anticipated in the 1960s totally overshadow the conveniences that
were portrayed on TV and places like Disneyworld’s Tomorrowland: the Internet
and mobile phones.
What a game-changing,
paradigm-shifting advent the Internet has become. Sometimes we need to take a step back to get
a perspective on just how amazing it is.
Did anyone in the 1960s foresee having just about all of humanity’s collective
knowledge (or at least information, factual or not) instantly accessible? And, with mobile phones (so inadequately
named) to have in your pocket or purse access to that information wherever you
are? Being able to get directions from
anywhere to anywhere, to find a Starbuck’s or a bank or a McDonald’s, to watch
movies or make a charitable contribution or any of the millions of other
activities we routinely do from our phones, it’s really kind of a miracle.
And while I would love to strap
on my jetpack and take off, I think having the Internet and mobile access is
even better.
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